Your name is JOSH NICHOLS. You are an incredibly intelligent young man prone to excessive bad luck. You are constantly being antagonized by your STEP-SISTER, leaving you hiding in the safety of your room most of the time. You’re okay with this, since it gives you more time to work on your column in the school’s newspaper, MISS NANCY. You are a SKILLED MAGICIAN but people rarely give you the time of day. Your chumhandle is TangoingOprahs and you speak in an excited manner, which causes you to frequently repeat things for emphasis. EMPHASIS.
What will you do now?
HELP M,E I CAN’;T BREATHE
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precious honeybee… :(
OH… OH NO, NONO BABY YOU FIXED IT YOU’RE ALL BETTER YOU’RE JUST FINE POPPET HUSH
Tom Kenny tells Marc Maron the origin of Spongebob’s voice.
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOO-
too perfect for my blog icant
Tom Kenny ladies and gentlemen.
MEENAH: here we are again
MEENAH: i guess
MEENAH: please tell me this reunion is as awkward for you as it is for me
MEENAH: not gonna say nofin huh
MEENAH: just going to stand there and leave me wrigglin on the hook during this frosty silence
MEENAH: come on you nutty bitch at least do SOM-EFIN to break the ice
MEENAH: T) (ANK you
MEENAH: hey you didnt by any chance kidnap nitrams lusus did you
MEENAH: or steal all his dorky fiduspawn loot
MEENAH: i thought we were past this
MEENAH: dont tell me youre still tormenting the guy even after eternity
Take your dual fork: DAMARA. Fuck yourself twice.
MEENAH: do what to myself twice with my double W) (AT exactly??
MEENAH: cod damn your weird accent is thick as ever
It is not thick enough to give sexual pleasure to you: DAMARA.
DAMARA: will you continue boring me with your words? Or. Will you take off my clothes?
DAMARA: I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.
MEENAH: did you just tell me to bite something or
MEENAH: screw it i give up
MEENAH: language barrier be a fuckin motherglubber